May 2013
theflaggirl:
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
flandusdestiel:
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
do you ever “miss” a food after youre done eating it
reuniclus-in-the-house:
i can’t fucking believe tumblr user egberts bought tumblr
how to fall in love
cheshiresparadox:
Find a complete stranger.
Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.
Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.
New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love.
He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply...
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simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
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Anonymous asked: why is it bad that yahoo bought tumblr
freddybenson:
freddybenson:
friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
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guys, nothing is going to scare off yahoo, they have yahoo answers, they have seen it all
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
rnarker:
rnarker:
for every note this gets im running a mile
nevermind please no
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
frowl:
i am three years behind in my math homework
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
today at Mass the priest said “someone with a black sudan with license plate number ___________ is blocking the exit, you’ll have to move please. And, that’s today’s homily. Happy Pentecost.” and everyone laughed and thought he was kidding, but he stepped off THE PULPIT AND HE WAS JUST DONE.
one-day-can-change-you:
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
purgasorry:
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