australiansanta:

im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones

nymphis:

cries before math exam

cries during math exam

cries after math exam

I think Microsoft just hates me

o m g.

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

meladoodle:

14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

geersart:

Equal rights, equal fights.

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

amoying:

iphoneicarly:

I’m not a regular mom….I’m a cool mom

MY MOM HAS MORE NOTES ON A SELFIE THAN ME BYE

accio-season-3:

demarches:

#i loved everything about kirk’s exasperation with his crew in this movie. every time he sighed heavily or rolled his eyes was PERFECT. #i can just imagine him in that first year trying to get everybody to follow his orders and it only works maybe 50% of the time#bones probably pats his head occasionally and says ‘that’s cute jim now shut up and get me a bourbon.’ #i can hear jim whining BUT I’M THE CAPTAIN!!!!! all the fucking time #because he’s got a crew of geniuses but they’re also eccentrtic maniacs and he loves them to bits#but jfc guys come on pLEASE PLEASE I’M THE CAPTAIN BOOOOOONES I’M THE CAPTAIN#scotty PLS #and then spock has to tell everybody to behave themselves while kirk sulks for a while 

I can totally accept that headcanon merely from the casual way Jim treats official orders. “Enough with the metaphors, alright? That’s an order.”