OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY and none of that actually happened
wait so your mom didn’t make you mad
i killed my mom a few years back due to lack of macaroni and cheese in the house but that has nothing to do with this post
