Conversation between my cousin and I:
Me:
Maura, you cannot ask for a /boat/ for Christmas.
Maura:
WHY?
Me:
Where the HELL would you put it!?
Maura:
IN A DOCK.
Me:
You live near no body of water. The closest is the Delaware River, which isn't in goood enough proximity to your house TO OWN A BOAT.
Maura:
I'd just dock it down the shore.
Me:
YOU DON'T HAVE A SHORE HOUSE TO DO THAT, YOU CAN'T DO IT AT A HOTEL.
Maura:
Maura:
Maura:
ALRIGHT, WELL CAPTAIN HOOK DIDN'T HAVE ANY ISSUES.
Me:
Neither do people on tumblr, but they don't sail by boat.
Maura:
what.
