A guide to US states and cities
New York City:
tourists, gay, tourists, peanuts, FUCKING TOURISTS
Idaho:
Potatoes
Michigan:
that lake place
Florida:
DISNEY WORLD and those other parks
San Diego:
gay, Princess Diaries, That's So Raven
Wisconsin:
cheese
Montana and the Dakotas:
population of cows exceeds that of humans
New Jersey:
garden state my ass
Vermont:
Canada on drugs
Dallas:
stereotypical south
New Orleans:
alcohol, fried donuts, jazz music (the place to be)
Philadelphia:
Cream Cheese, beat anyone who calls it "the city," fair chance of being mugged
Oklahoma:
why
Las Vegas:
WHITE PEOPLE MAKING SHITTY DECISIONS
Los Angeles:
traffic not worth the possibility of spying a celeb
Kentucky:
not enjoyable at all, two stars would not recommend
Maine:
how are you even a part of the US?
Chicago:
everyone has a gun so don't piss us off
Minnesota:
t-shirts and shorts when it's below zero
Pennsylvania:
Hershey chocolate, no we're not all Amish, liberty bell, constitution, declaration of independence, will smith, ben franklin
