the strings in all of our sweatshirts have been missing all week and my parents were spazzing out, but today I walked into our garage AND I FIND ALL OF MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SISTER’S BARBIE DOLLS HANGING BY THEIR NECKS TIED TO OUR LADDER LIKE A NOOSE BUCK NAKED BY THE HOODIES’ STRINGS.
WASN’T KIDDING.
OH GOODNESS. GET OUT THE SALT.
I DON’T THINK IT’S WORKING.
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