the superbowl has literally become a holiday. everyone has a party and today on the radio I heard that 1/3 of people admit to praying for their team to win and another 1/3 said they believed devine intervention was involved in the winning team’s victory
LIKE EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAD THE ABSURD NOTION THAT GOD MAY BE A BIT MORE BUSY THAN “OH, THAT’S RIGHT, GOTTA GO MAKE THE 49ERS WIN, I’LL HAVE TO PUT OFFF ALL THESE MIRACLES AND SUCH. VERY IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME.”
AND IF YOU ARE PRAYING ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL, I ENVY YOU BECAUSE YOU MUST HAVE ZERO REAL LIFE PROBLEMS TO REALLY BE PRAYING FOR. LIKE DAMN.