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I put weird things on my dad’s iPod to mess with him because he asks me to download his favorite songs for him and stuff so I put on the Pokemon Christmas Bash soundtrack and all this rap crap, including Lamborghini Mercy and my dad thought it was Meowth of Team Rocket singing 

He thought Kanye West was a squeaky cat Pokemon with a Boston accent in pain

1 month ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 8 notes

i'm done.

Brock: But what to my half-opened eyes should appear, a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 12 notes

WAIT. WHAT.

Ash: And, my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in his cap-
Ash:
Ash: ..And I think Professor Oak was there too.
5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 5 notes
Misty: Ash, did you get more wood?
Ash: OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 7 notes
Brock: Nurse Joy is a girl, she sure is fun, but I like Jenny too
Misty: BROCK IT, ASH.
Me:
5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 0 notes

iF YOU HAVEN’T LISTENED TO THE POKEMON CHRISTMAS BASH CD, I AM DEAD SERIOUS, IT IS THE MOST HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR.

THERE’S CANON POKESHIPPING.

THEY MAKE FUN OF BROCK’S EYES.

OAK AND ASH HAVE A DUET.

AND THEY ALL FRIGGING SING.

IT’S CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE

AND YOU’LL PISS YOUR PANTS.

I AM LISTENING TO THE WHOLE THING ON SPOTIFY NOW.

AND I CAN’T FRIGGING BREATHE.

DO IT.

IT’S MY CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

DO IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO EXPIERENCE LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 26 notes
Whenever I’m feeling blue around Christmas time, I just listen to this soundtrack and literally fall on the floor laughing so hard that my guts spill out.

Whenever I’m feeling blue around Christmas time, I just listen to this soundtrack and literally fall on the floor laughing so hard that my guts spill out.

6 months ago on November 23rd, 2012 | J | 10 notes

I put I’m Giving Santa a Pikachu This Christmas on my dad’s iPod and now he hears it on shuffle and he’s so disturbed, and now I replayed the whole album on YouTube and whenever I hear it, I like piss myself laughing and can’t stop for three days.

8 months ago on October 9th, 2012 | J | 1 note
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