“how did your internet addiction start?”

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

Mulan was fabulous, now I’m going to further my mission of seeing great Disney movies I was deprived of as a child and go watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I am 987% sure that Mulan is Zuko’s favorite movie and Disney princess

I’m watching Mulan online and omg so much honor. So. Much. Honor. References. 

I ship Mulan and Zuko so hard omg.

And, omg all of the honor songs

“YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FAMILY HONOR.”

“SO YOU’LL DIE, FOR HONOR?”

I can just imagine Zuko like

“Yes. Always. I will go down honorably as such:”

I can’t wait til I get to the dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow part.

This is literally the honor movie, I’m dying.

petitetiaras:

The Disney Princesses tell us what they want for Christmas.

THE LITTLE MERMAID II WAS DECENT. WHY ARE WE DISSING THAT AND NOT POCHOHANTAS II, THAT WAS AN ATROCITY TO MANKIND. 

I just realized that there is no QUALITY MICKEY MOUSE MOVIE BY DISNEY OR PIXAR WITH AN ACTUAL QUALITY STORYLINE WITH MINNIE, DAISY, GOOFY, DONALD AND THE WHOLE GAANG AND I JUST GOT REALLY IRRATIONALLY ANGRY AND WHY WOULD THEY SHAME WALT THIS WAY. I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER. WE SHOULD ALL PETITION THIS IS NOT OKAY. MICKEY IS THEIR ICON WHERE IS HIS MOVIE WTF. ALL WE GET IS CLUBHOUSE SHOWS LIKE NO. 

Disney is so rich they don’t even have to sell commercial time on their channel.

Disney Songs in their “Home” Language (click to listen)

translations:
“Singing, song of all songs, that says again and again I’m yours.”
“Even if your heart is lost, you have to believe anyway, the dream of a life is love.”
“I know what happens, you hold me in your arms.”
“Hoping for the sweet moment where your questions are answered.”
“I want to live another life!”
“Leave your heart to me, and it will see an amazing world.”
“He’s sweet, the god of my heart.”
“Everyone take up arms together, let the Huns despair!”
“Flower, bright and beautiful, do not leave me alone.”

CINDARELLA WAS FRENCH?

yes, we must stick Minnie Mouse’s head into the flaming oven

Dinnertime conversations are always the most intellectual at my house:

I’ve never had so many whys rolled into one

Playhouse Disney or Junior Disney or whatever it’s called now just had a commercial singing that no one wants to stay cooped up in bed all day.

I can give you ten good reasons why Peter Pan doesn’t want to grow up so badly:

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Am I the only one who thought Piglet and Rabit from Winnie the Pooh were female or…?