I put weird things on my dad’s iPod to mess with him because he asks me to download his favorite songs for him and stuff so I put on the Pokemon Christmas Bash soundtrack and all this rap crap, including Lamborghini Mercy and my dad thought it was Meowth of Team Rocket singing 

He thought Kanye West was a squeaky cat Pokemon with a Boston accent in pain

im sorry

I drew a thing. It’s supposed to be Ash, Misty, and Brock ten years in the future, if they aged. Brock looks like Sokka /sobs//.

Oh, and let’s pretend Ash and Misty are dating now ‘cause pokeshipping.

can we talk about how ash cried more when his pet butterfly flew away than when brock and misty left does no one see an issue with this child’s priorities 

I cannot be the only one who picked up on this.

Misty May-Treanor 

MISTY

MAY

 TRAINER.

-shows up to professor oak’s lab for my first pokemon 15 minutes late with starbucks-

we all keep making jokes about ash being ten forever, but at least HE HASN’T HAD LIKE 7 ON-SCREEN BIRTHDAY EPISODES AND IS STILL TEN *COUGH* TIMMY TURNER *COUGH*

im sorry i must rant.

oKAY, SO MY BROTHER AND I JUST WATCHED THE 15TH POKEMON MOVIE, AND LONG STORY, SHORT: IT IS BY FAR THE WORST ONE.

AND I LIKED THE ONE LAST YEAR SO IT’S NOT JUST I’M OLD OR THE NEW ONES ALL SUCK.

FIRST OFF, THERE WAS NO VILLAIN, AND NO HUMAN CHARACTERS AND TOO MANY TALKING POKEMON.

AND THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THESE THREE “PROTAGONIST” POKEMON WENT AND BEAT UP THIS LEGENDARY POKEMON BECAUSE THE ONE WANTED TO BE IN ON THEIR LIKE CLUB OF JUSTICE AND THEY ALL TREATED THE LEGENDARY ONE LIKE HE WAS EVIL

AND THEY INVADED HIS HOME AND BEAT HIM UP FOR THEIR CLUB AND HE WAS JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE BITCHED WTF DID I DO TO YOU

AND ASH AND DENTO AND IRIS WERE LIKE HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEE GOTTA SAVEEE JUSTICE

AND I WAS LIKE NO.

I HAVE NEVER ROOTED FOR THE “ANTAGONIST” SO MUCH BEFORE I WANTED HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ALL THOSE BULLYING BUTT FACES.

I QUIT.

mY MOM WAS HELPING ME STUDY FOR MY FRIGGING BIO TEST AND SHE KEPT CALLING THE EUKARYOTES “YUGIOHS” AND THE PROKARYOTES “POKEMONS” AND SHE SAID THAT THE “POKEMONS” WERE THE ONES WITH NO “BRAINS” AND THAT’S WHY I LIKED THEM.

I AM

im actually really sorry 

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DEEPLY UPSETS ME AND MY FEELINGS.

I could totally see Ash and Misty or something getting married and Brock, Gary, Max, Tracey, and like Dento arguing over who Ash is going to pick as best man and Gary thinks it’s him ‘cause they grew up together, and Brock thinks it’s him because he practically raised the kid and then they go to ask Ash themselves and he’s just like “Guys, I already picked a best man” and they’re all like WHAT WHO and then Ash kinda just smirks and Pikachu hops up on his shoulder and it has a tuxedo on and it’s like “PIKA!” and then they all just kinda

When I was in seventh grade, a bunch of un-athletic girls in my grade joined the softball team so we could have a team that year and we were so terrible and we didn’t win one game and, not a hyperbole, we lost one game 33-2. We used to all scream the Pokémon theme songs from seasons 1-11 at practice at the top of our lungs as we missed the ball and had to run after it and go get it.

You know, come to think of it in retrospect, that might’ve had something to do with our infinite losing streak.

letstrollout:

When I get older, I’ll sing this song to my children.

When the movie ended, and I heard this song with the credits I had a pang of nostalgia to the extreme because I was SOOOOOO obsessed with this song when I was in like 5/6th grade. 

Sigh.

It’s still a really good song. ;n;