I put weird things on my dad’s iPod to mess with him because he asks me to download his favorite songs for him and stuff so I put on the Pokemon Christmas Bash soundtrack and all this rap crap, including Lamborghini Mercy and my dad thought it was Meowth of Team Rocket singing
He thought Kanye West was a squeaky cat Pokemon with a Boston accent in pain
oKAY, SO MY BROTHER AND I JUST WATCHED THE 15TH POKEMON MOVIE, AND LONG STORY, SHORT: IT IS BY FAR THE WORST ONE.
AND I LIKED THE ONE LAST YEAR SO IT’S NOT JUST I’M OLD OR THE NEW ONES ALL SUCK.
FIRST OFF, THERE WAS NO VILLAIN, AND NO HUMAN CHARACTERS AND TOO MANY TALKING POKEMON.
AND THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THESE THREE “PROTAGONIST” POKEMON WENT AND BEAT UP THIS LEGENDARY POKEMON BECAUSE THE ONE WANTED TO BE IN ON THEIR LIKE CLUB OF JUSTICE AND THEY ALL TREATED THE LEGENDARY ONE LIKE HE WAS EVIL
AND THEY INVADED HIS HOME AND BEAT HIM UP FOR THEIR CLUB AND HE WAS JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE BITCHED WTF DID I DO TO YOU
AND ASH AND DENTO AND IRIS WERE LIKE HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEE GOTTA SAVEEE JUSTICE
AND I WAS LIKE NO.
I HAVE NEVER ROOTED FOR THE “ANTAGONIST” SO MUCH BEFORE I WANTED HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ALL THOSE BULLYING BUTT FACES.
mY MOM WAS HELPING ME STUDY FOR MY FRIGGING BIO TEST AND SHE KEPT CALLING THE EUKARYOTES “YUGIOHS” AND THE PROKARYOTES “POKEMONS” AND SHE SAID THAT THE “POKEMONS” WERE THE ONES WITH NO “BRAINS” AND THAT’S WHY I LIKED THEM.
I could totally see Ash and Misty or something getting married and Brock, Gary, Max, Tracey, and like Dento arguing over who Ash is going to pick as best man and Gary thinks it’s him ‘cause they grew up together, and Brock thinks it’s him because he practically raised the kid and then they go to ask Ash themselves and he’s just like “Guys, I already picked a best man” and they’re all like WHAT WHO and then Ash kinda just smirks and Pikachu hops up on his shoulder and it has a tuxedo on and it’s like “PIKA!” and then they all just kinda
When I was in seventh grade, a bunch of un-athletic girls in my grade joined the softball team so we could have a team that year and we were so terrible and we didn’t win one game and, not a hyperbole, we lost one game 33-2. We used to all scream the Pokémon theme songs from seasons 1-11 at practice at the top of our lungs as we missed the ball and had to run after it and go get it.
You know, come to think of it in retrospect, that might’ve had something to do with our infinite losing streak.