I drew a thing. It’s supposed to be Ash, Misty, and Brock ten years in the future, if they aged. Brock looks like Sokka /sobs//.

Oh, and let’s pretend Ash and Misty are dating now ‘cause pokeshipping.

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DEEPLY UPSETS ME AND MY FEELINGS.

Once, when I was thirteen, I wrote a 15+ chapter Pokemon fanfiction and labeled the characters as Ash and Dawn and made it seem like pearlshipping was going to happen, but I always shipped pokeshipping and it was up my sleeve the whole time, and I made it happen eventually and turned Dawn into a slut with a dysfunctional backstory and I literally got about 27 death threat PMs from angry, consistant-reading pearlshippers

POKESHIPPING 53V3R BITCHESSSS!!!111

hamstar138:

Misty: Ash…your an idiot..

iF YOU HAVEN’T LISTENED TO THE POKEMON CHRISTMAS BASH CD, I AM DEAD SERIOUS, IT IS THE MOST HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR.

THERE’S CANON POKESHIPPING.

THEY MAKE FUN OF BROCK’S EYES.

OAK AND ASH HAVE A DUET.

AND THEY ALL FRIGGING SING.

IT’S CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE

AND YOU’LL PISS YOUR PANTS.

I AM LISTENING TO THE WHOLE THING ON SPOTIFY NOW.

AND I CAN’T FRIGGING BREATHE.

DO IT.

IT’S MY CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

DO IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO EXPIERENCE LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

Remember that time Pokemon had a live action musical and the song got REALLY hardcore and intense?

Imagine the shitstorm that would’ve went down if Misty got kicked off Pokemon during the tumblr days.

Anonymous

If you don’t ship pokeshipping then you ain’t a true fan, man.

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS AND YOU’RE A POKEMON FAN-CLICK.

POKESHIPPING, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

THAT IS THEIR KID.

WHY DID THEY MAKE THE SHOW GO PERPETUALLY. THIS WAS A GOOD END.

ASH WAS DEAD AND IT WAS BITTERSWEET WITH THEIR KID AND OMG. UGHH.

Anonymous

Okay! Pokemon is like the definition of my childhood and a part of my identity for real, ask around, so I shouldn’t have an issue. :P

-Favorite character: Misty. I had such an obsession with her as a child for years. My cousins and I literally worshipped her. We all wanted to be Misty. Misty was it. We had a Pokemon club, my cousins, brother, and I, called P.M.C. and we made an oath to it swearing that even if our love for Pokemon were to dwindle, we’d still love Misty. We all wanted to be her so badly it was ridiculous. Like, it got creepy sometimes how much I wanted to be her.

-Least favorite character: Everyone from Black and White (the anime) makes me want to cry. They’re so boring and blahhhhh. Though, tbh, I had a really, REALLY, REALLY frightening, passionate hatred for Ash Ketchum like 3-5 grade so I guess that counts. (Dude, it was so bad that my cousins and I would burn printed out pictures of him in the fireplace and laugh maniacally as he burned.)

5 favorite ships:

DUDE, POKESHIPPING IS LIKE ONE OF MY OTPS, LIKE IF YOU DON’T SHIP IT, GTFO.

They’re so flipping canon it hurts. They should’ve got married like they were supposed to and ended the show then and there with that movie. And I kind of love how in the Pokemon 2000 teaser Misty is more upset than Ash’s own mother when Ash dives off a cliff. Delia’s just kinda like “oh noooo” but Tracey has to hold Misty back from diving in after him as tears pour off her face. Like, pokeshipping feels, dude.

Pokemon 2000 itself was just a gush fest of pokeshipping feels to the max.

Even Brock knows and whatever he says is law so…

You kind of are legally obligated to ship them, sorry.

But contestshipping, omg, it’s tied with pokeshipping. This ship is the shit fo’ real.

The roses, the everything. HE FLIPPING CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO HER IN A CAVE, OKAY. 

Look at the way he looks at her, like don’t deny it man, ten or not.

And her face when he walks away is priceless

THEY HAD A WHOLE SHIPPING EPISODE TOGETHER

AND MAY EVEN LEFT ASH AND CO TO FOLLOW DREW. THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON. OTHERWISE SHE WOULD’VE WENT TO SINNOH FOR CONTESTS WITH ASH. SHE EVEN SAID, I’M GOING WITH DREW. THEY ARE SO CANON IT HURTS. 

And I don’t really ship anything else in Pokemon. Kenny and Dawn was obvious, but I hated Kenny too much. He needed to fall down a well with his constant DEE-DEE. Like no, Kenny stop.

Kenny-

Kenny- 

pls

Someone kill Kenny.

And also, I just never cared about rocketshipping like…I mean, meh, if it happens, cool, it’s pretty damn canon, did you see the Pokemon Chronicles episode, but idrc. 

-Character I find most attractive:

This bitch

SIR AARON WAS HOT, OKAY.

-Character I would marry:

Sir Aaron…

-Character I would be BFFs with:

Everyone would.

-Random thought: Leo Burnett and 4kids are the devil and Jelly filled donuts.

-Unpopular opinion: I want Ash’s dad to be Giovanni

-Canon OTP: Pokeshipping and contestshipping

-Non-canon OTP: Ikarishipping would’ve been good, I wouldn’t call it an otp, but if I had to choose.

-Most badass character:

She was so flipping badass, and she actually got to die, IN POKEMON. That’s how badass she was.

-Pairing I’m not a fan of:

Advanceshipping turns me off the most.

Like no, pokeshipping and contestshipping are better. Like, they were canon, Idc about this:

Or all those Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea moments. May and Drew was so canon and we all know Ash still harbors feelings for Misty so just no, just gtfo advanceshipping, sorry.

-Character who screwed up:

God damn everyone…

But mainly:

They’ve been in like all 700 episodes and have failed each time. I mean Ash is a major screw-up, but these guys….

Just….

I pity them for their low IQ, even on a kids’ show.

-Favorite friendship:

Brock and Ash had the best bromance on that show. They’re like one of my brotps okay. Dento and Ash don’t come close.

-Character I want to be adopted by:

NO ONE.

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

THEY’RE ALL SO, SO, SO STUPID.

JUST NO, NO PLS.

THE ONLY SMART ONE WAS THAT ONE LADY, COTD, WHO SAID HER TEN-YEAR-OLD SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL AND WAS TOO YOUNG TO ROAM THE EARTH ALONE, BUT THEY SHUNNNED HER AS THE DARK LORD SATAN AND JUST WTF POKEMON.

YOU’RE BETTER OFF IN LIKE HELL THAN YOU ARE A CHILD OF A POKEMON PARENT.

I’M TALKING TO YOU, DELIA

GOD DAMN MORON.

AND JOHANNA SUCKED TOO:

SHE WAS ALL “STOP CALLING, DAWN.” LIKE WTF.

THEY’RE ALL HORRIBLE THOUGH.

LIKE I SAID

BETTER OFF IN HELL.

thanks for the ask though, this was entertaining. XD

Should I be concerned that the Pokemon fandom is so insane, their wiki has to state a warning of potential offense because of the shipping of various ten-year-olds in a children’s show.

Anonymous

Wait, so not everyone ships these guys if they’ve seen Pokemon? 

I thought it was unspoken Pokemon fan law.

How do you not ship them? 

They’re so canon. Like omg. 

Contestshipping is just adorable, and then as a good friend of mine once said about Pokeshipping: “it was Misty, it is Misty, and it always will be Misty!”

Why does everyone ship Jinora and Sckoochy? They’re like ten too. Sckoochy was in it for like two seconds and they haven’t even met for all we know.

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Oh.

Crying because the new Pokémon episode:

First off, this is only from screenshots I’ve seen, the episode just came out in Japanese so like 49% of this is probably out of context, FYI

Okay, so first Ash and Dawn see each other again, and I’m like whatever…

Then this happens:

AND I’M LIKE WOAH THERE, ASH, WHAT? YOU ARE WITH MISTY. DON’T PULL A MAKO HERE. MISTY IS YOUR ONLY LOVE, GOD. IT WAS MISTY, IT IS MISTY AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE MISTY.

So, after my OTP got a pretty bad blow there, this happened:

Ash had a Brock flashback about Brock’s fabulous cooking. Take that, Dento.

So my Pokemon brotp lives on. 

Ash does miss his old friends after all. lol I doubt it

Maybe now Misty can come next.

lol nope